*Googles "How to make a d2v file"* (yep, I'm a newbie)
*tracks down Average.dll* (apparently I wasn't the only one having trouble finding it)
*runs script*
*gets error message about DGDecode.dll*
*fixes error*
*runs script again*
*falls off chair*
By Jove, it works! Thank you, thank you, thank you! *does little happy dance*